 What fresh hell is this?
sexual dysfunction poems--
10 haiku, for you
1. I sneak out to see
if your penis will fit me
under the fall moon
2.Just as we're coming
muscles clenched and legs wrapped tight
The butt plug shoots out.
3. "Where is the lube?" I
implore the heavens, raising
empty hands skyward.
4. I am almost there---
What?!!? No!!! Don't stop! -- Idiot!
Alas, it's too late.
5. Fucking like bunnies
Suddenly the cell phone rings
It's your wife again
6. I plead abjectly,
"Fuck me like an animal"--
but you are sloth-like.
7. The flower droops here
in its sad vase; stale water
smells. Your cock droops too.
8. Forlorn! The very
word is like a bell. Keats was
a wanker, like you.
9. Hot backseat groping--
Cop knocks on the window. Quick!
Where are my knickers?
10. That was the best sex
I've had, you say--"Really?", I think,
" I do not love you."
The five tanka of emotional dysfunction are here.Labels: haiku, sexual dysfunction, sloths, tanka |
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