eros, logos: haiku of sexual dysfunction

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

haiku of sexual dysfunction

What fresh hell is this?
sexual dysfunction poems--
10 haiku, for you

1. I sneak out to see
if your penis will fit me
under the fall moon

2.Just as we're coming
muscles clenched and legs wrapped tight
The butt plug shoots out.

3. "Where is the lube?" I
implore the heavens, raising
empty hands skyward.

4. I am almost there---
What?!!? No!!! Don't stop! -- Idiot!
Alas, it's too late.

5. Fucking like bunnies
Suddenly the cell phone rings
It's your wife again

6. I plead abjectly,
"Fuck me like an animal"--
but you are sloth-like.

7. The flower droops here
in its sad vase; stale water
smells. Your cock droops too.

8. Forlorn! The very
word is like a bell. Keats was
a wanker, like you.

9. Hot backseat groping--
Cop knocks on the window. Quick!
Where are my knickers?

10. That was the best sex
I've had, you say--"Really?", I think,
" I do not love you."

The five tanka of emotional dysfunction are here.

Labels: haiku, sexual dysfunction, sloths, tanka

posted by O @ 10:39


11 Comments:
At 20 January, 2009, Anonymous said… From where have you come? Why have I never seen this? You write, I follow. At 20 January, 2009, Kimberly said… These are wonderful! Absolutely made my day!! At 20 January, 2009, Frequent Traveler said… So why was I snickering so grimly at all of these ? Menopause is making me merciless. I laugh where once I would have cried. At 20 January, 2009, alphagirl said… I love haiku..they make me smile they make me smirk I laugh, I cry At 20 January, 2009, O said… Mr. ..., We move in rhythm-- Lead, follow, side by side... So Who’s on top? Decide! Annie, you’re so right. But if we don’t laugh, we’ll cry… (I still hate that cop.) Welcome Kimberly! These haiku are true. I’m glad you Found them amusing. alphagirl, O moves in rhythm And even in rhyme, sometimes. But can’t count syllables. At 21 January, 2009, Joanna Cake said… I still think the haiku would be better if it were allowed to rhyme :) Nevertheless, these are excellent! At 22 January, 2009, Aurore said… I love them all but I've lived #9 ;) At 22 January, 2009, A Sinful Affair said… number 5 happened just the other day....all were great! keep it real! At 23 January, 2009, MizChievous said… These are great! I'm cracking up over here! At 23 January, 2009, DnWormer said… These were great! At 30 January, 2009, Anonymous said… Like everyone who has commented I adore these. You know my old friend who I went on about yesterday? Anyway she's kind of down at the moment. And there are real reasons for that so I can't really think or say "I'll cheer her up" as it doesn't really work like that. But I'd like to do what I can to help lift her just a little bit. And step 1 of my campaign to do so was to send her this. She'll like it. And it's got to be better than those SSRI's yeah?
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